A vandal with a sharp pitchfork and equally sharp tongue recently made a statement on an Upper Milford Township man's vehicle, according to police.
A wooden pitchfork was used to stab two holes in the hood of a vehicle owned by Michael Adam Gery in the 4000 block of Chestnut Street, according to state police at Fogelsville. His windshield was smashed. And a profanity was scraped into the paint of the front passenger door. It didn't spell ee-i-ee-i-o.
The damage was done between 8 p.m. Jan. 12 and 9 a.m. Jan. 13, police said. Damage was estimated at $500.
Anyone with information is asked to call police at 610-395-1438.